The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."
Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!
by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005
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Get the street spread mug.noun: The name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female anus from behind.
Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)
Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum
Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption
Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)
Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum
Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption
Tom: "she was begging for it, so I just spread her right there on the table man...it was a beautiful sight. A HAZLENUT SPREAD."
Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."
Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."
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1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some
2. to get with many bitches
1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some
2. to get with many bitches
David hates dancing, but went to the club anyway purely to spread sauce.
Kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability.
Sam spreads sauce vicariously by assisting Dave in his romantic endeavors.
Though he never makes an effort to, Fernando still spreads sauce like Kobe fucking Bryant.
Though Daniel often thinks he is spreading sauce, he is actually embarrassing himself.
Kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability.
Sam spreads sauce vicariously by assisting Dave in his romantic endeavors.
Though he never makes an effort to, Fernando still spreads sauce like Kobe fucking Bryant.
Though Daniel often thinks he is spreading sauce, he is actually embarrassing himself.
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Get the spreading the goose mug.When a women lays down on her back with her legs spread and in the air. With her fingers she holds each of her vaginal flaps and spreads them like a peacock.
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