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Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.
Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
by gerierection December 8, 2011
mugGet the Spray Woodmug.

Spray Jose

When you ask someone if they have been involved in a Bukkake or a cum facial.
How many men were there? Gurl did u get a Spray jose??
by Oops21whynot August 16, 2018
mugGet the Spray Josemug.

Spray Jose

Preparing for anal intercourse, douching with a Muslim Shower.
Before you met the guy last night, did you Spray Jose?
by Oops21whynot August 16, 2018
mugGet the Spray Josemug.

Finger Sprayed

When a person is distracted while shitting and they wipe too early and shit all over their fingers while wiping.
Red was rushing his load so he could be caller #8 for free tickets to Boy George and "Finger Sprayed" his fingers.
by 3$K August 4, 2017
mugGet the Finger Sprayedmug.

People spray

The over-use of fly spray in which the human is the one who ends up almost choking to death.
Alicia: Hey Dan, chuck us the Raid, there's an army of ants who've been nomming your rubbish and now they're heading for the bag of groceries.

Dan: *chucks Alicia the fly spray* "okay but take it easy, that stuff's toxic!"

Alicia sprays the ants...

Dan: *choking* Aaaargh! Dont spray it near me, fly spray's people spray! Fly spray's people spray!!! *cough cough*
by icil February 1, 2009
mugGet the People spraymug.

gayaway spray

A spray used to get rid of the homosexuality around you.
Why pray the gay away, when you can spray the gay away with gayaway spray?
by penis teeth June 4, 2018
mugGet the gayaway spraymug.

Cooter Spray

A spray designed and intended to make your “coochie” smell less offensive/fishy.

Most often used with “club entertainers” or with those whose “Gucci” has an offensive stench.
Man: “Here, I found this spray for you.”

Stripper: *reads out loud*

Stripper: “Cooter Spray? Thanks! So many guys have been complaining about the fish smell.”
by EnterTermsHere March 13, 2019
mugGet the Cooter Spraymug.

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