Sploonge

The sound of a large shit dropping into the toilet (The plop sound)

Ow it hurts...sploonge.

by Natalee August 13, 2006

splinter cell

A microscopic piece of glass invisible to the naked eye

i am a splinter cell (cannont been seen!)

by Jon G April 11, 2005

splinter cell

A videogame franchise consisting of stealth gameplay. Inferior to the Metal Gear Solid franchise (which started the genre) in both it's boring, stereotypical storyline and trial and error and no head shots detecting gameplay. It has to rely on coming out year after to attempt to improve its shortcomings as opposed to every 3 years like Metal Gear Solid does.

The cheesy subtitles in the Splinter Cell games might as be changed to year numbers.

by cyanide_chewing_gum March 29, 2005

splinter cell

One of the most over rated games I have ever played. Okay maybe that is a little harsh. It does have great graphics but many have said that it is better than Hideo Kojima's brilliant Metal gear Solid series when in reality it does not do anything that hasn't been done before. It is not even as good. The game is so linear. If an alarm is rang then the missions is over. That sucks. Not nearly as good as metal Gear Solid. I give it a 6.5/10

Solid Snake could kick Sam Fisher's ass.

by Okita-Sama March 13, 2005

Slooter

Slooter originated from the word slut. A very intoxicated blonde from Placentia, CA tried to say the word slut but slurred so horribly that slooter came out instead! hahahaha!

That bitch is a dumb slooter!!!!

by Jagermonster February 10, 2005

Ass splooger

Noun: one who chooses to shoot loads in asses.

A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.

Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too

by ballplayer182 March 8, 2022

splinter dick

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.

by minges and all April 15, 2003