by sheeeshgangy.@ January 23, 2022
Get the splatsmug. When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
by Neffy125 December 7, 2023
Get the Monkey splatmug. Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina
by Mustgav July 26, 2025
Get the Splatmug. a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.
by dbez October 9, 2011
Get the splat packmug. Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!
by LucaCEO August 8, 2017
Get the splat rollmug. Used as a codeword for cumming on someone's ass. Often applied in polite company when you would like to talk dirty. Also indicated with a hand gesture ushering out two clenched fist into open 5 hands.
by Jadenmasongray July 15, 2019
Get the Splatmug. After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.
Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.
by thesplatter January 31, 2024
Get the Splatmug.