Splaress

A word used to express you splunking distress at something.

Wow, I'm splaress at the state of affairs I'm experiencing currently.

by Doing this to prove a point. February 23, 2023

Splargle

Verb: When one or more individuals take one or more full load(s) of ejaculate into their mouth(s), then gargle it, often passing the resultant saliva/semen picture between multiple splarglers for further processing.

Etymology is an amalgam of "Splooge" and "Gargle".

Amber splargled my load with my buddy's load, co-mingling them at the back of her throat, before allowing the splargle to slough out of her mouth and down her chin and onto her cigarette-burned tits. Staci then slurped up the splargle and began aggressively splargling it herself, working up to a bubbling, foaming mess.

by SPLARGLE PROVIDOOOR February 28, 2023

sparmelviswell

It means yours having a great day and it couldn’t be much better butttttt, it can be better just a lil.

Hey how are u?

I’m doing sparmelviswell today.

by Younme March 31, 2023

slarmo

A slarmo is a slab of salami pitted in melted cheese

Yo boss man cab I get 3 slarmo to go

by Slarmo god August 5, 2023

splormey

splormey: a act of splooging on a dead rat inside of a pillow case

john, you cant splormey in public that’s rude!

by ryan darby July 19, 2024

splart

to completely flop, fail, generally not succeed
the opposite of slay

hey man, I totally splarted that math test

by anonymous155555 January 1, 2024

shlarmp

To cheat on a spelling test

"Yo, did you here that Isaac shlarmped?"

by Monkeynuts38 January 14, 2024