Slampig

A female of excessive girth or barely lacking an aesthetically pleasing physical appearance that is a total slut and will let you poke her with a stick while fucking her because of her lack of self esteem.

Fat Monica from 'Friends' was a total slampig.

by beast_is_wild May 3, 2009

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spampire

A special type of vampire which will bite lumps of spam and drain it of it's fluids. It is afraid of Charlie naked as are all living things.

The spampire ate the spam.

by Carpman July 3, 2003

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slampig

A female that has lots of sex because she has a low self esteem and has to have sex to feel good about herself. Generally shes a fucking whale, and is a known slut.

Brian: "I can't believe you had sex with her, shes so fat!"
Frog: "Aw whatever, shes Just a SLAMPIG!"

by Adelburg July 28, 2007

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spramp

1. another word for screwed, as used and seen on the popular sitcom, "Will & Grace."

2. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of.

"I'm spramped if I do, I'm spramped if I don't!" - Grace

by JohnnyVonFurtsenberger April 9, 2006

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