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Spelling Stalin

Someone who is obsessed with the correct spelling of any and all words.
Me: Wut teh fuc?
Josh: NO! NOT "wut"! Its W-H-A-T, and not "teh", it is spelled T-H-E! And fuck is not spelled "fuc"!
Me: Wow. What a spelling stalin
by -KMG- November 22, 2010
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spelling like a paki

Write very badly every conceivable message, including wannabe-professional e-mails sent to customers. Usually following lousy grammar rules, making use of all the acronyms a 13-yrs. old girl may have learned on ICQ, and the abbreviations needed when SMS-ing friends.

One wonders if spell checkers are banned in Pakistan and India. But again, it might be a clever plan to fool spam filters.

However, it is not only a matter of grammar, also of form: normally all missives start with three or four sentences enquiring about the good health of the recipient, have about one central sentence which conveys the message (or not), and end with another four-five sentences of salutation (again). These latter lines mostly appeal to some deity the recipient is supposed to believe in.

Corollary: the same e-mail may be written in less than five words, saving you and them more time.
From personal records, slightly shortened:

"Dear Mr. Xyzzy Wyzzy,

we hope to find u and ur family in good health, an that ur fine an Egregious company is doing well. I would like to write to you about a SERIOUS business ofer that we r very sure will be of great interest to you, if God allows.

We offer our support services to track sending shipments to country name through teh sea. We manage all steps of shipment including confronting with harbour authoritis and expediting papers.

Plz cntact us back ASAP. We very much like to do business with u regarding . May God watch upon You.

Dr. PhD. Mr. Ah. MD. Name
Executive Manager Director to Sales and Director of Customer Support Service"

Me: "Oh no, another one spelling like a Paki. Trash the email without reading it."
by crnobog September 27, 2011
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Spiraling Dismemberment

Variation of a Convulsion. Its varying significance from it is unspecified.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Sparkling Grigsby

A breakfast cocktail based on the popular laxaholic beverage, "The Grigsby," with added amounts of Club Soda or seltzer.
"I'm a big fan of the grigsby, but I'm partial to the Sparkling Grigsby, myself. Love that effervesence!"
by austicoatk September 30, 2011
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old fashioned sperming

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.
i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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Sparkling

When a male cums and then urinates in a females butthole. Can only be done with a female by one male. The two must mix.
Guy: I totally went sparkling with Girl #1 last night. It was awesome.
by fakename29034789 August 20, 2011
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spelling test

1. God's way of removing stupid people.

2. The reason your mom should have gotten an abortion.
I just failed that spelling test! God hates me!
by Synergy Guru May 16, 2009
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