Sobert Rtephenson

:LJK

Sobert Rtephenson is not a person

by shit words September 26, 2019

Sober October

The act of going straight edge for an entire month to make oneself suffer an unimaginable sobriety.

Peter: Have you seen Joe?

John: No why?
Peter: He's been avoiding going to the bar and smoking some dank ass weed every time I hit him up. I think he hates me.
John: Oh no! He's just doing sober October. I think he's trying to transcend consciousness and see God, but he's looking good.

by BigBirdsGhost September 27, 2020

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body

“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

Hannah Sobel

The sexiest ass one can offer. An ass that's crafted to perfection; not a heart shaped ass, nor a bubble butt, but rather a perfect in-between. An ass so beautifully crafted that to categorize it in any other way than a 'Hannah Sobel ass' would be a disservice to society.

Damn man!! That ass was out of this world! It was.. It looked like.. It was like..(becoming speechless)
Friend interjects: Hannah Sobel ass. . . It's okay bro, everyone gets like that when they first see a Hannah Sobel ass

by JohnMadWaterFlow February 11, 2017

Scandinavian Sober

A term for lifestyle where individual is consuming less alcohol but not abstaining from it completely.

“I can have a glass of wine but that’s it for the night, I’m Scandinavian Sober.”

“I’ll skip the shots, I’m Scandi Sober!”

by ZenManOfficial March 11, 2021

midwest sober

One who no longer consumes hard liquor but still drinks beer.

Fred’s wife was nagging him about getting too hammered drinking bourbon on weekends, so he decided to get Midwest sober.

by Rick Brewer October 28, 2021

spicy sober

abstinence from alcohol but not from other drugs

“Hey, you want a drink?”
“Nah, I’m spicy sober this month”
“Ket then?”
“… Yea”

by catimakittycat March 16, 2023