sneaky simon

Aka cheeky monkey

Oi catch that sneaky Simon! He's on the run!

by Sagethedayearlygemini2016 May 12, 2016

Sneaky Timmy

The pinky that a lover sticks up a partner's anus during intercourse / sex play, normally when insertion is not expected.

She was jerking me off and next thing you know, she slipped me the sneaky timmy.

by CBic February 16, 2010

sneaky chad

When a girl is drunk and passes out at a party and some drunk dude jerks off and busts a but on her face then leave's without waking her . this is called a sneaky chad.

Oh my god I woke up at the party really late and I had semen on my face! I'm going to find out who gave me a sneaky chad and kill that asshole.

by Chez...1 March 12, 2018

Sneaky Snowplow

(Canadian) When you get screwed by your two best friends, and don't even know it.

Ted was given the ole' Sneaky Snowplow by his two friends Marshall and Barney, while Marshall's wife Lily watched.

by sweitzen March 24, 2009

Sneaky Hawking

Also known as a Sneaky Reeves, this is the act of approaching a potential sex partner who is confined to a wheelchair, dumping him or her out of the seat from behind, then fucking them as they lay incapacitated on the floor.

It's really a shame about your mom's M.S., but the Sneaky Hawking I pulled on her last night seemed to lift her spirits.

by C fizzle snaps Stugots January 23, 2007

Sneaky Espresso

A sneaky espresso is when a barista or coffee maker puts poo, either human or animal, into a rude customer's coffee or hot beverage. Those well trained in executing the sneaky espresso can do so without the customer ever realising they are drinking shit.

"Man, how rude was that customer!"

"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"

by ChinChinMan November 14, 2011

sneaky dolphin

the sneaky dolphin is a sex act where you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull it out and try to sneak it into her butt and she turns, looks at you and says nn..nn.. sounding like flipper asking for some fish.

My girlfriends sister won't return my calls after i tried the sneaky dolphin on her last week.

by JoJo gozongas March 28, 2007