snail butter

The greasy slime left on a bar stool from a naked or pantyless occupant.

Kenny: Angi is hot for you.
Larry: How can you tell?
Kenny: She left a trail of snail butter all over her seat.

by indho March 22, 2009

snail trail

A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partner's chest or face. Sort of a female counterpart to teabagging.

He was just lying there, so I gave him a snail trail.

by lollers May 11, 2006

Snail Trailing

When a woman where's no underwear. Referring to the silver "snail trail" she will leave on places she sits.

"The boys are in for a treat tonight, I'm snail trailing!"

by DJ-Chuckles November 6, 2009

awkward snail

like the awkward turtle. you use your index and your pinkie extending outward and rest your thumb on your two middle fingers. alternate your pinkie and index in circular motions like a snail would do.

you can also use your friend to touch the tip of one of the two "antennae" so that it would create a sinking of the eye. then slowly bring it back out again.

Person One: I had terrible sex last night.
Person Two: Wow. *awkward snail*
Person Three: *touches antennae*

by Ejohn August 20, 2009

Angry Snail

When you are eating out your girlfriends pussy and she shits all over your chin and face.

I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until I went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.

by Alex Hiltricx February 20, 2009

Snail Hatin

The way dyslexics Hail Satan.

"Hey dude, what you up to?" "Oh you know, just Snail Hatin'."

by z0mbieparade October 2, 2016

snail helmet

When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.

Yo Whitney, you know I'm putting this snail helmet on your head after you lost the bet.

by OhHealzYeah January 27, 2016