The act of mixing different strains of weed, usually by breaking up or grinding the buds in one container and shaking it around, resulting in an homogenous mixture of the weed and smoking it will give you a collaboration of different highs that each strain gives you.
james, mike, joe, dave, and matt each put a nug from their own stash in a grinder and made a weed smoothie. When they smoked it they had both an intense body and head high
by Joe Sano August 28, 2012
A girl is sucking your cock in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! Oh no! Quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a glass and explode into it. As father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the glass in the fridge hiding the evidence. After a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.
Dad: "What is this frothy glass of white substance?"
Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"
Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"
Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"
Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"
by sickguy March 09, 2009
Michael and Christopher met at the salon. "What are you two boys in for today?" "Mmmm...he's having a Banana Smoothie...I just need a little manscaping."
by AngelaSingerChick May 19, 2010
by Travis Johnson May 31, 2005
by that dude09lol May 25, 2019
You first jizz in someones mouth then tea bag them and have them swirl around your testicles with their tongue while the jizz is still in their mouth.
I give such good Nut Smoothies that my friends are always coming up to me like 'Bro, I love yo Nut Smoothies they taste so good. Let me get one right now'.
by Jack & Alex November 05, 2010
a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck
smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010