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smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!
1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"
by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008
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Smokin’ Hot

A girl who loves history, cleaning, kids, reading, food, good music, and is probably the most attractive girl you’ve ever seen
“Man did you see bella?”

“Yeah she’s Smokin’ Hot!”
by Persistent chap December 18, 2023
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Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."
I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."
by C55 May 31, 2018
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dope smokin hooter head

Someone who is actually dumb,crazy, and or cracked up. You would usually use this term is you’re disappointed in them or as an Insult. This could also mean to be funny thing to call your friends.
David just attacked the teacher,probably cause he’s a dope smokin hooter head.
by Dopesmokinhooterhead May 24, 2020
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smokin bod

Someone who has a body that is sexy and/or perfection, 36-24-36.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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smokin dog

The place that gets so pussy poppin hot on the dance floor the poobahs want to put pills into girls drinks.
Did you go to smokin dog yesterday? Because I don't remember anything besides waking up next to a Poobah.
by phirhosociety March 6, 2024
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