A Kingdom Hearts fan theory that is pathetically inconsistent and does not match with lore, anyone who objects to it is a bitter SoKai shipper and or dudebro who has nothing better to do with their lives.
Person 1: Have y’all read the sleeping realm theory
Person 2: You mean that fanfic that does it’s absolute best to justify a crack pairing.
Person 2: You mean that fanfic that does it’s absolute best to justify a crack pairing.
by Concept October 16, 2019
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B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.
K: what a bitch.
B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.
K: what a bitch.
B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.
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by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003
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After hiking her ass up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, Carl hit his girlfriend's meaty, hamhock ass with a feverous pounding. The sounds of Slapping Ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. He gave himself a quick dry rub and wanked himself back to sleep.
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by mitzibel September 26, 2003
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If you were stepping out on Stephanie, that would have had impacted on your relationship, would it have not?
Jay
With whom?
Cristina Gutierrez
With ANYONE.
Jay
With Stephanie?
Cristina Gutierrez
If YOU were stepping out on Stephanie, you understand what that term means don’t you?
Jay
Yes ma’am.
Cristina Gutierrez
Okay, if you had another girlfriend, ANYONE, ANY NAME, ANYWHERE, that would have impacted with Stephanie would it have not?
Jay
I didn’t hear the last part.
Cristina Gutierrez
If YOU were STEP-PING OUT with ANY GIRL of ANY NAME, from ANY LOCATION, that would have impacted your relationship with your girlfriend Stephanie would it have not?
Jay
Yes ma’am.
Cristina Gutierrez
And you were always aware of that, weren’t you?
Jay
Yes ma’am.
If you were stepping out on Stephanie, that would have had impacted on your relationship, would it have not?
Jay
With whom?
Cristina Gutierrez
With ANYONE.
Jay
With Stephanie?
Cristina Gutierrez
If YOU were stepping out on Stephanie, you understand what that term means don’t you?
Jay
Yes ma’am.
Cristina Gutierrez
Okay, if you had another girlfriend, ANYONE, ANY NAME, ANYWHERE, that would have impacted with Stephanie would it have not?
Jay
I didn’t hear the last part.
Cristina Gutierrez
If YOU were STEP-PING OUT with ANY GIRL of ANY NAME, from ANY LOCATION, that would have impacted your relationship with your girlfriend Stephanie would it have not?
Jay
Yes ma’am.
Cristina Gutierrez
And you were always aware of that, weren’t you?
Jay
Yes ma’am.
by crimsonhead December 19, 2014
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