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shower slacker

One who does not like to shower and who will put off showering at the expense of those around him/her
Dude, we about to go get dinner and you need to stop being a shower slacker so you don't offend everyone at the restaurant with your stank.
by Waaaaaaaalllaaa August 21, 2017
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Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.
My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.
by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017
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Gold slacker

Slacking to spend money even when you have plenty.
His girlfriend is no gold digger, he's a gold slacker himself.
by Haaihai March 4, 2021
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olympic slacker

An individual who, whether he or she knows it or not, displays great achievements in the slacker lifestyle. Extreme laziness, mild obesity, hygiene challenged, or combinations of all three are likely signs. Drugs and other special substances may or may not be related to the cause. It is more than likely that there not.
Man, I am such an olympic slacker. Its like what, five in the afternoon, I haven’t bathed, brushed my teeth, and I'm still walking around in my now smelly sleepwear from last night.
by R***** October 16, 2008
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slacker

a person that does not attend any classes for more than half the week, regardless of the fact that he is failing at least one of them.
Winston is a slacker, because he plays PS2 instead of going to class or doing hishomework.
by whoknows? November 6, 2003
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SlackersUNITE

A group of great friends noun Comes from the words slacker and United.
The SlackersUNITE went to see a movie together, they had a lot of fun!
by mris April 6, 2005
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Activewear Slacker

This is your typical college student that will show up to class wearing sweatpants/track pants, a hooded sweatshirt and slippers. From the ankles up they look as though they are warming up for an upcoming foot race. Though, most often, they are unable to contribute anything meaningful to class or to the world around them.
Next time your in class look behind you towards the back of the room... That is where the activewear slacker resides.
by wigglethattoe July 5, 2009
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