by I, Wreckerrr July 13, 2021

Sub Standard skunk that is seen all to frequently. Its not nice skunk but it aint oldskool weed. Buds are normally small and THC is at a minimum. Still if theres nothing else about its better then nothing!
Dave: Hey Greensmoker you still smoking that blueberry?
Greensmoker: Nah man ive run out and all thats going around is chav skunk!
Dave: Bad luck dude!
Greensmoker: Nah man ive run out and all thats going around is chav skunk!
Dave: Bad luck dude!
by LondonDave February 2, 2010

A phrase used to describe female with a toxic, foul smelling vagina that rivals the Chernobyl accident. Don't be fooled by the cover of the book here, bros. Typically Skunk Puss is experienced in women you bring home from the bars or clubs so proceed with caution.
Guy 1: Hey Derp, look at that those two chicks sitting by themselves. We should go talk to them and see if we can pull some random strange tonight.
Guy 2: Thats not random strange bro. I know one of those chicks. The one on the left is herpette, Derp herpsons Ex GF. She's got mad skunk puss dude. And if she's got it I dont trust any Scally wags she hangs out with either.
Guy 1: Ah shit, good call Derp. We better Evac this Haz waste containment.
Guy 2: Thats not random strange bro. I know one of those chicks. The one on the left is herpette, Derp herpsons Ex GF. She's got mad skunk puss dude. And if she's got it I dont trust any Scally wags she hangs out with either.
Guy 1: Ah shit, good call Derp. We better Evac this Haz waste containment.
by Sir Derp of herppington October 15, 2011

by KevinCP September 23, 2019

I gots skunk gunk under my foreskin.
My taint smells like skunk gunk.
Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.
My taint smells like skunk gunk.
Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

by biathegiant January 26, 2022

this occurs when a male pulls his penis out of an anus and the feces make the penile organ smell bad.
by m-j-dub October 25, 2007
