ideal situation

The best situation you can think of involving something. A synonym of "best case scenario".

The ideal situation with you and a sleeping cobra is you don't disturb the cobra and he doesn't bite you.

by awesomeisanoverusedname October 18, 2015

situational douchebaggery

when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.

only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.

an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.

I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery

by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010

Situational Ratchet

The act of stepping out of character; to act ratchet only when the situation calls for it.

When my employer incorrectly calculated my check.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.

by CookE March 1, 2015

Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.

I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.

by flyingholly March 29, 2015

situational attractiveness

A state of hotness derived solely from one's occupation, or role in a situation. The situationally attractive individual is typically unattractive, or at least just average, in normal circumstances.

Person 1: "I have a really hot TA for CS this semester."

*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."

Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"

Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas

by brilliantpenguin April 18, 2015

The Eli Situation

When you have the sex before you get your lips defloritized

Mannn, The Eli Situation has me fucked all the way uppp.

by Balmora November 13, 2016

situation framing

Though a painting's frame is separate from the painting, it influences how viewers see it. Any human interaction can be framed as, for example, an urgent complaint, a compliment, something serious and safety or life-threatening, or as something positive, pleasant, friendly, funny, inquisitive, etc. How a person presents himself to others by means of 1) his body's shape (athletic, fat, or skinny), 2) how he is dressed, 3) his hair, 4) what he says and the tonality with which he says each thing, 5) how confident or insecure or fearful or loving he is, and other details frame the situation he created, which whether the person knows it or not are modified by the five things above, and affect and can even determine it's outcome. To fool someone or for other purposes, individuals frame situations as something other than what they are. Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.

Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.

by but for February 24, 2020