Tamp sitting

When a convicted paedophile, who is to weak for jail and decides to turn informant for early release, is hidden away in a house with undercover police babysitting him for his protection.

Did ya hear those cunts are tamp sitting Darron.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

I've Been Sittin on the Toilet

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ All the live-long day ♫

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ Just to piss my life away ♫

♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫

♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫

♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫

♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫

by Telephony July 30, 2016

cloud sittin

To reach your peak when smoking marijuana.

Little Timmy: Yo, that was my 8th bong rip.
Johnny: Word, I'm cloud sittin.

by CME April 27, 2008

shitty shitty fuck fuck

a phrase for use at shows on mic checks.

Testing Testing...shitty shitty fuck fuck...yea it works

by jeanette and amanda August 12, 2004

shitty poo

When you poo and it takes forever to clean it up or there is lots of shit in your poo.

I had taco bell last night and I had an extreme shitty poo.

by elledit August 12, 2011

Sittin' good

To be content with one's current state of mind, situation, or mood.

Man, once I'm off work tonight and drinking some Nati Ices with my boys, I'll be sittin' good.

by Trapper John MD July 20, 2012

Shitty Bitty Titty Biscuit

When normal words aren't enough to describe how angry you get at doing something, simply yell these words.

Dan falls off his bike and breaks both his arms.

Dan: "AHHHHHH FUCK! SHITTY BITTY TITTY BISCUIT!"

by ThatOneGuy987 January 13, 2013