Simon 

Machine Destroyer

Simon destroyed all the machines of the ETSE

Simon by Dalinar Kholin September 25, 2018

Simon 

Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.

Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish

Simon by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018

Simon 

A guy that wrecked a kid tonight

Lets simon a kid!

Simon by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019

Simon 

Hes a pretty cool guy

Simon is Simon

Simon by DownLoode February 13, 2019

Simon 

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough

Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon

Simon by YcaUAD March 16, 2019

Simon 

Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS

Ni har bara gjort de kör de

Ssssssimon

Simon by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019

Simon 

A very nice and loveable person. A Simon is a keeper and any person, that knows a Simon should be very lucky to have her in their lives. She will always back you up and never abandon you. No matter what (if she is dealing with multiple problems at the same time, she WILL find a way)

Person 1: I am surprised, you seemed so nice. Would've thought that you were a Simon
Person 2: Oh, I wish

Simon by petemcdonald April 15, 2019