Roman-sized

A small penis; as seen on ancient roman statues. Who knows, maybe the ancient civilization didn't really have a people who were THAT small.

So small you don't even feel it.

Girl 1: Hey so.... how big was it?
Girl 2: Roman-sized!
Girl 1: OMG, poor bastard. How bored were you.

by malicewhit November 19, 2006

Sizzed

To get sizzed, is to open a soda and the fizz hits your face.

The whole family sat at the table, but when Carl opened his soda he got sizzed.

by Andymandyhandy May 21, 2017

Swezed

Swezed! The skid that uses JDGui to make tea a possible project!

"F0REST CODE GANG GANG SWEZED"

by onEnabled October 11, 2017

Swezed

A random fat developer living under a rock, likes to watch hentai.

A Swezed
Ok

by Swezed November 6, 2017

Seized up

When you have to shit so bad your sweating and you cant move

"Jake why'd you shit on the ice?" "Well I just Seized up"

by Fat Packer 31 January 9, 2019

Seized Piston

Can only be done in cold climates. When you are having sex or masturbating and when you are about to bust you run outside and stick your penis the snow.

I tried a seized piston last week

by Hduwbdwkcn April 15, 2019

siezenal

Part-time use/operation of some object --- rather than all-year-round --- due to its getting repossessed by a creditor for non-payment of rent or loan-installments.

I always pay cash and buy second-hand on big-ticket items whenever possible, so dat I don't hafta worry about siezenal use issues.

by QuacksO May 3, 2022