Another spelling of seizure. Wikipedia says: A seizure is a temporary abnormal electro-physiologic phenomena of the brain, resulting in abnormal synchronization of electrical neuronal activity. It can manifest as an alteration in mental state, tonic or clonic movements, convulsions, and various other psychic symptoms (such as déjà vu or jamais vu). It is caused by a temporary abnormal electrical activity of a group of brain cells. The medical syndrome of recurrent, unprovoked seizures is termed epilepsy, but some seizures may occur in people who do not have epilepsy.
"She said,
Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!
I said, 'I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt' (Let go!)
'Would you calm down you're startin to scare me'"
Eminem - Mushrooms lyrics (My Fault)
Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!
I said, 'I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt' (Let go!)
'Would you calm down you're startin to scare me'"
Eminem - Mushrooms lyrics (My Fault)
by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007
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Get the sheist/ sheisty mug.I took my girlfriend to the movies, paid for it, and she didn't even thank me...that is one sheisty bitch!!!
When I was eating out my girlfriend's pussy, she was moaning and screaming..."I want you so bad!" Only to find out that once I was done, apparently she was too...that sheisty-ass whore!
When I was eating out my girlfriend's pussy, she was moaning and screaming..."I want you so bad!" Only to find out that once I was done, apparently she was too...that sheisty-ass whore!
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Get the sheisty mug.As it pertains to sex: Choking a woman until she passes out, then shitting in her mouth before reviving her. This precise maneuver carries a connotation of one's having the utmost skill and class. Placing a tortilla chip in the participant's mouth, imitating salsa, brings panache to the bedroom.
My girl Sheila came over the other night and pissed me right off. I choked her with my dog's leash, then proceeded to perform a Chilean Siesta on her lifeless body.
Hay mucho amor entre de Manuel y Lupita. Oi que Manuel la dio una siesta chileana.
Hay mucho amor entre de Manuel y Lupita. Oi que Manuel la dio una siesta chileana.
by His Royal Darkness January 9, 2009
Get the Chilean Siesta mug.A situation where a smallish, dried out, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, which in turn causes what one can only refer to as a net of hair that blocks the passage of poop from anus to toilet, leaving a heaping mound of poop suspended in "hair net", making for a very messy situation.
Damn Tyler, I know you called the bathroom right after I pooped, but it was a must that I shower immediately after running into a Sinister D. Hopefully I won't shower shart while I'm in there and prolong the process.
-See shower shart
-See shower shart
by Sinister D March 16, 2009
Get the sinister D mug.The act of BBW women bouncing her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.
Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"
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