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De-sheath

To temporarily remove one's foreskin, such that one may engage in dick-to-dick combat with their genitals, without damaging their precious foreskin.
Friend 1: Yo bruh, you wanna sword fight?
Friend 2: Aye bruh, lemme de-sheath first
by Dr Wizard May 2, 2018
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shitheed

The name for a person who is a total shithead
That shitheed won't send me the addy to the party he's at!
by Quasicock August 31, 2016
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sneither

The bit of skin between the anus and the balls, also known as the chode, gooch, and taint.
The man picked feverishly at his itchy sneither, sneither the butt nor the bollocks, but the place in between. The days of wool underpants were over.
by Rogan October 12, 2006
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Built like a Brick Shithouse

Originally "built like a brick outhouse" this term meant any project that was appealingly overdone or a level of quality that was better than was necessary.
by flamingsword September 3, 2004
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sheit

(interjection)
From the Jive dialect, circa the 1970's, meaning, "Golly!"
Jiveman #1: Sheit, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
(Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.)
Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
(Yes, he is wrong for doing that.)
Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
(I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.)
Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
(Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.)
Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
(Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.)
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
(How true!)
Together: Sheit!
(Golly!)
-From the movie Airplane!
by ChodaBoy September 23, 2004
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Shithot Fart

A hot fart that lingers around the anus making you nervous that you may have soiled yourself.
1. Be right back guys, need to check if I just did a shithot fart or actually shit myself.

2. I thought I shit myself when I was doing Dave's Mum the other night, but it was just a shithot fart.
by cheep81 October 17, 2006
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Shithouse Bastard

Popularized by proud pedophile, the Kiddie Fiddler aka "The Kiddler". Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
by funnycunt October 24, 2008
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