Shart

Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!

"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop!", fuck I just sharted! Got any bog roll?

by Bennnyballbags October 14, 2007

Shart

verb

to shit and fart simultaneously.

- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!

-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."

by Charles P. Hinkerton January 2, 2009

shart

To fart and get more than you bargained for.

You Sharted?

Yeah, I farted and got more than I bargained for....

by g,sus November 28, 2007

shart

What happens when you trust a fart.

Never trust a fart. Might be a shart.

by Nixxer February 5, 2010

Shartenis

A sharp and tiny penis

Larry has a shartenis

by Grenisthewenis July 22, 2017

post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.

Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.

by Chawncey July 24, 2014

shart

a very wet fart, an accidental shit

John tried to sneak out a fart but he shart in his shorts.

by Wawatay Sandy May 1, 2008