Shag Show

A poor performance. A dim-witted exhibition. A performace that was lacking talent. A poorly organised event. A fiasco. A cheap pastiche.

That was a real shag show!

by lehoooop November 27, 2011

shag phone

Prepaid cell phones or phone cards used by cheating couples to hide their hook up calls.

Got to get one of those shag phones so I can call my mistress secretly

by Don Joooan August 5, 2004

Shag carpet

A carpet to shag on

"Hey, a shag carpet! I didn't know you two were swingers!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Shag Ass

To run fast.

The cops showed up so I had to shag ass.

by Jeremy March 22, 2004

Shag band

A shag band is a bracelet made of rubbery plastic. Usually worn by grungers and punks. If you snap someones you need to do whatever that colour accords to.

black-sex
blue-blow job
Pink-flash
yellow-big hug
purple-kiss
clear-whatever snapper chooses
Green-fingering
glow in the dark-sex toys
glitter-girl chooses
Indigo-Hand-job with blowjob
orange-petting

also see jelly bracelet

by nellysmelly January 12, 2005

shag a fag

A straight “girls-night-out” drinking game wherein the winner has sex with a hunky gay man.

Cheers ladies, may the best woman win; the shag a fag games have officially begun!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019

shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

by cracky March 1, 2003