Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

Jennifer Sessions

Beautiful Queen butterfly unicorn goddess

"How are you feelin today?" "I feel like Jennifer Sessions" "woah I wish I felt that good"

by KamyKool December 15, 2017

Joint Session

A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.

Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

Shit Session

Party where everyone is getting "shitty"

Hey Marvin, Sara's having a Shit Session tonight, wanna go? shitty

by Shadebeater January 7, 2012

Balti Session

When a group of guys make a circle around a balti(bucket) and jerk off into it.

Hey guys lets go to mukhs, hes having a balti session

by m1234s March 9, 2015

clout session

when an individual(s) come together to increase their clout (popularity; social influence)

yo this finna be a clout sesh
hey why tf was i not invited to that clout session im trynna boost my clout up.

by Dr. Clout August 12, 2017

Power Session

Extremely vigorous and repeated acts of sexual conquest that are generally fueled by some combination of rage, pent up aggression, Red Bull and/or the White Horse. Definitively more forceful and aggressive than just banging, slamming, or plowing, a power session is multiple acts of sexual mastery generally leading to legendary status for the individual.

Jimmy: Yo, did you hear all that noise coming out of that room down the hall? Sounds like a bear was let loose.

Bobby: Yea, that’s just some dude giving his chick a power session.

by davidgilmorinoregon June 8, 2015