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scruff muff mcgruff

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it
I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.
by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006
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scaff

Someone who is dirty or just downright filthy looking
Ew John is such a scaff
by TeeFritz November 23, 2010
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Scuffham

When you drop a ham on the floor you get scuff marks which leaves you with a scuffham.

Similar to scuffing shoes on the floor.
Mik dropped his ham and now he is a Scuffham.
by rucedawgerschloggerdawgernstuf October 23, 2009
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bug scuffle

Bug Scuffle - n., a brief, vigorous, public dispute between insignificant persons, esp. of those of low or sleazy character.
"The celebrities had a bug scuffle over the issue, making them both appear stupid," or, "The arriving-officers were told that the bar fight was not major - just a bug scuffle".
by Dave Sohagi September 7, 2010
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sceff

Lincolnshire (uk) synonym for srubber.1. Someone who engages in acts of degradation for little reward, often financial. 2. Someone who will endure unnecessary hardship in order to save/accrue money.
1.I bet him five pence he wouldn't eat chewing gum from under the desk but he did the sceff
2.The sceff took two buses insted of a taxi
by joe tallis May 22, 2006
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scuffer

A derogatory term for Britains uneducated, peasant underclass. They are known for wearing "prison white" training shoes, "designer" labels, baseball caps, anything with a "Burberry" check (though often not the genuine article), drinking cheap spirits/wines on the street and from a bottle, when allowed inside a pub' they drink pints of lager until they cannot stand at which point they attempt to fight anybody within arms length. They also chain smoke, write in pigeon English, swear at least once every time they open their mouths, spit on the ground regardless of location and waste their lives away milling about shopping malls while complaining how unfair everything is.
Usually applied to males, an equivalent term for females is "kappaslappa."
It should also be noted that Scuffers themselves appear to believe that the word is a compliment and that petty theft and violent crimes are a game.
by Bob February 4, 2004
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Scaff

a "person" who is in desperate need of a wash. They tend to be very dirty and smelly. They think drugs are the only way forward and have no hope in life.
david ritchie is the biggest scaff in the world
by iain April 5, 2003
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