When an elderly gentleman with a saggy ballsack leap-frogs you, drags his stretchy sack over your skull and clinches on your dome.
by The Real Spoons July 7, 2022
Get the Scrote Kegalmug. When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
Get the Scrote Moatmug. by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020
Get the Lord scrotemug. A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.
Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.
Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.
Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.
Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.
"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."
by The_sp00k January 11, 2022
Get the Scrote-Brainmug. Scro·Tee (scrow-tee) - A slang term, based on the origin word scrotum.
i.e. scrotum is a pouch of skin containing the testicles.
Can also be spelled scrotie.
i.e. scrotum is a pouch of skin containing the testicles.
Can also be spelled scrotie.
Phal: Hey,,, man!! I wanna hang but my girl needs me to do everything for her instead, haha I ain't a cuck or nothin', tho!
Lus: Yeah man, I wouldn't say so. You're using that word outta context, brooo... But you are acting like a real scrotee though!!
Phal: Dude, nuh uh!!
Lus: Yeah dude, you and the guys are all a bunch of scrotees when it comes to your gals.
Lus: Yeah man, I wouldn't say so. You're using that word outta context, brooo... But you are acting like a real scrotee though!!
Phal: Dude, nuh uh!!
Lus: Yeah dude, you and the guys are all a bunch of scrotees when it comes to your gals.
by checkerflats October 23, 2018
Get the Scroteemug. Me: You probably shouldn't joke about killing male babies. I know men suck, but why are you bringing babies into this? Also, you said you're a feminist, but isn't feminism supposed to be "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes"?
Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*
Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*
by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023
Get the scrotemug. A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.
by Scroterip August 17, 2014
Get the Scrote ripmug.