scrote

An insult that a feminist called me a few years ago

Me: You probably shouldn't joke about killing male babies. I know men suck, but why are you bringing babies into this? Also, you said you're a feminist, but isn't feminism supposed to be "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes"?

Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*

by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023

scrote tuck

This well-known surgical procedure is designed to get rid of access ballsack skin. A small incision at the base of the scrotum is created to tuck loose skin up inside. The scrotum is then sewed back together, thus creating a tighter beanbag.

Grandpa sure is pleased with the outcome of his Scrote Tuck. He can wear shorts now!

by Robot Ballz May 16, 2018

Lord scrote

A person with a sizeable saggy and hairy scrotum

The woman during sexual intercourse called her partner lord scrote when giving a blowjob

by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020

Scrote Kegal

When an elderly gentleman with a saggy ballsack leap-frogs you, drags his stretchy sack over your skull and clinches on your dome.

Dude, that bachelor party was wild. Kyle got all fucked up and scrote kegaled the best man

by The Real Spoons July 7, 2022

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

uni scrote

A man having testicles so large that it appears as if it is one giant ball

My fiances uni scrote is as big as a softball

by cupcakebandit87 November 10, 2015

Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.

"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."

by Scroterip August 17, 2014