the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

Vine Swinger

A girl who goes from one relationship to the next. She never lets go of one penis without already having another one in the other hand in a similar manner to how Tarzan swings from vine to vine.

That girl's a vine swinger.

by FrankD April 9, 2006

bareback swingers

Bareback swingers are people who indulge in recreational sex swinging without the use of a condom.

The term bareback originates from the gay scene where the use of the term bareback sex was/is slang for sex without a condom.

Couple want to meet other couples for bareback sex.

Bareback swingers enjoy the feeling of sex without a condom.

by Dirty David July 3, 2006

Kitty Singerson

Kitty Forman, from the FOX hit That 70's Show, was named Kitty Singerson before she met Red Forman at a dance.

Kelso: Hey Mrs.Foreman, what was your name before you met Red?
Kitty: Kitty Singerson, why?
Kelso: Just wonderin'.
Red: That kid is on dope!
*Kelso runs away*

by JAFO. June 22, 2011

stinger

slang; for an ecstasy pill.

im going to buy some stingers to get on to for tonight.

by silver surfer shanie August 19, 2008

Dick Swinger

Somebody with a very low IQ, who likes to assert their dominance in a situation where they are either ill-informed or uneducated. They are often self contradictory or hypocritical in their views, but will stop at nothing to swing their dick like a helicopter to show how strong they are to overcompensate for their general lack of knowledge.

Look at these dick swingers protesting the government while wearing MAGA hats.

That guy Brian is a real dick swinger. He screamed at me because his sandwich came without “Letus”.

by Mars1834 May 5, 2020

dole slinger

Welfare functionary who may or may not provide you with social assistance (aka the dole).

"The hog lard plant done blowed up, kids. Time to go see the dole slinger."

by Bort McAllister May 12, 2008