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schwizled

scott- dude i jus took a bunch of allergy meds and i cant feel half my face
tyler- dude you're schwizled
by quakershaker July 28, 2023
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Schwing

The feeling after an extremely successful session, such as a workout. Schwing comes only once in a while, it’s rare, and elusive.
Oh my god, it was such an amazing workout, I had the schwing”

“Danny, you ran for two minutes, what schwing?”
by Yanalt February 24, 2024
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Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm
That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants
by cmoreride July 1, 2024
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Tsatsiki-Schwängel

When someone puts tzatziki on their penis. Additionally, you can add beer or other alcoholic drinks.
This guy got rejected because his Tsatsiki-Schwängel smelled like garlic.
by Schmiddka October 27, 2023
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Bung Schwanger

(noun) A penis that is or has been involved in anal sex.

(noun) Television news reporters.

Ironically, Bung Schwanger literally translates to "exercise pregnant" in German.
"wait! Before you eat off that Bung Schwanger, wash it with soap and water."

"Turn this off. I can't stand another second of listening to these Bung Schwangers."
by Nards Eubanks August 11, 2024
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Piezhware Schwingwole

The act of committing an act/or acts of violence against an entity of typically governmental authority. Particularly if the individual who is committing the act is in a position of authority themselves or is French.
The French Mafia committed Piezhware Schwingwole while at war with Germany.

The French and Indian war was a very Piezhware Schwingwolian time in warfare.
by Donald Klutz January 27, 2025
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The brotherhood of the schwing

A group of highschool freshman who created a name for their group of friends. Whenever you see a hot chick, you yell out "SCHWING" and nod to your friends with a grin.
At lunch, members comment on the ass and/or tits of a certain girl.
dan: jesus christ did you see that chick's tiats?!
kyle: aww yeah i would totally bang her in the asshole.
conrad: SCHWING!
leo, walking up to the table: what's up guys?
everyone: shut up greek.

You can't join the brotherhood of the schwing cause your gay.

awww. =(
by daniel at CDS December 14, 2008
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