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Flying Out with your Schlong Out

Being bold and confident (letting your cock hang out in the breeze for all to see and admire) Rocking Out with your Cock Out
2008 is the year of flying out with your schlong out!!!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
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bong schlong

A word used to offend cambodians. even though it has no meaning, it is frequently used by vietnamese people who have seen mychonny's video.
Racist Guy:Hey, bong schlong!
Random Guy (Cambodian) : ... YOU BITCH
by Qong+Xela October 8, 2009
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King Schlong

The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!
Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...
by zzzzzzzzur December 17, 2005
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schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.
Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.
by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006
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Schlongfodder

A low-class, cheap, loose, or sexually promiscuous girl or woman. A slut, ho, skank et.c.

Derived from:
Fodder Food or nourishment for animals
Schlong A penis

Also a piece of ass or easy lay, booty call... Can be used to describe a hottie who gives it away too easily...

(Adjective form: Schlongfoddery)
That dumb bitch is just Schlongfodder and nothing else...

Make sure she's not Schlongfodder first, man, you don't want any incurable diseases...

I thought it was gonna be a whole project to get laid but it turns out she was kinda Schlongfoddery...

She was Schlongfoddery but whatever, She gave great head...
by Kerrie M January 2, 2009
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Schlongolia

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.
by chuck van d December 2, 2007
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schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.
"Hey Johnny, Look at those twins theyre so hot, Imma getting hard just lookin at them, damn I'm trynna have a schmang twang bang, too bad my schlong is 2inches"
by Amy Appler December 29, 2007
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