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Hairy Samoa

When a chick bites all of the ass hair around a guys bunghole & pulls it all out with one giant jerk of her neck...not be be confused with the Samoa Girl Scout Cookies which are just made from said ingredients
I just got a "Hairy Samoa" & now no more dingleberries!
by Beelze_Bob October 1, 2009
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samoan sausage

students in samoa would masturbate by rubbing their penis between their underwear and thigh
thus the samoan sausage
"hey man maria was infront of me during class and she had a thong on, i just started doing the samoan sausage"
by ilovetoj@ckoff May 7, 2010
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Samsandsoned

The act of getting a bloody nose from muskering up a giant terd.
Dued, I just Samsandsoned it in the bathroom.
by RRRRocketman May 15, 2011
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samona

uh

so i am trash
but everyone else who is named samona is v nice
(/uwu)/<3
hi samona. wait not you, the pretty one.
by ghostiie February 28, 2019
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Want to become part Samoan??

Tired of being just a white chick with nothing exciting in your back ground? I have found the perfect way to become another culture within seconds..
Want to become part Samoan?? Tired of being white - want to have some Samoan in you? Here is the way:

Grab yourself a Samoan then follow: Push your hard nipples in between his strong, muscular thighs with your head pointed down while his firm penis goes to one side of your head and his balls slap against your collarbone. Slowly move your head up while your tongue is slowly licking the shaft of his rock hard cock. Look him in the eyes as you enter the smooth tip into your entire mouth then look down and shove his cock so far down your throat that you gag... Slowly, with the tip of your tongue firmly pressing against the back of is shaft, lift your head up and look at this Samoan in the eyes - smile with a tease - then slam his cock down your throat until he has released every bit of his Samoan sperm down your esophagus.. Now my friend you have changed because you have Samoan in you...
by fairytale13teen July 10, 2009
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samoan smile

When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the best smile ever.
When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the samoan smile.
by samoas friend March 7, 2010
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samoan rock bottom finish

when you cum after doing a girl, you take out the used condom tie it closed, stand up get your girl to face up, and stand about a feet away from her head, and then yell "if ya smellllllllllllllllll" and you wave your arms side to side three times, chuck away the condom then get back down and teebag your girl, and u raise ur right eyebrow then say, "what the rock...... is cooking?"
girl: Can I get the samoan rock bottom finish, please, please, please?????? pretty pleaseeeeeeee????

boy: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!
by TOTO 6IX 2WO November 21, 2011
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