sardonic

Sardine-like, relating to sassy sardines

I wouldn't say i'm sassy, just a little sardonic. You mean you smell like fish?

by aemeilius April 21, 2018

Samone

Another word for someone

Don't let Samone be a priority when to them you are just an option.

by Samone December 3, 2003

samsonitis

A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device

People who own rocks have samsonitis.

by Samsungsucks69 February 28, 2016

Samson

Whenever you see a Samson, you should expect to see a short (low 5 foots), american nonce.
If you ever encounter a Samson, especially if you are a little girl, you should make sure to run.
However, Samson is usually always a weeb too. Meaning you should be quite safe, as you do not look like small anime girl.

Jeff: Shame Samson had to go to jail.
Geoff: If only he didn't rape that 5 year old.

by Big-Chungus-The-Second May 29, 2020

Uncle samsonite

A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!

#IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by Evachi May 28, 2018

sardonic

disdainfully erotic or skeptically humorous and vaginal.

When Grey told Brown he was being sardonic, Brown was not aroused.

by humpy321 January 8, 2006

Samone

Sam + one .... someone who is either unimportant or not cared for.

Did you see samone at the party last night? No who is that.

by bryan croell October 20, 2009