dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.

“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”

by Cum cake December 20, 2022

Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Shlong pong

Playing ping pong with your penis or erection

Want to play shlong pong or are you pussy?

by Brain dead bean June 25, 2019

Shlong for brains

Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong

"you shlong for brains!!"

or

"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"

by Adam the Flatulent October 26, 2007

obese shlong

It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down

man i have an obese shlong

by Rusty p Shaqulaford November 9, 2002

shlong bro

Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.

Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!

by swagman4748 July 31, 2016

Long shlong

A Man or a girl with an big dick

Woah man you have suck an Long shlong

by Suck that greg September 4, 2019