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A shlong is a basically a really large dick
Person 1: I have a large shlong

Person 2: want to have a shlong war?
by belalalabo August 15, 2025
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Shlong Dong

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A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
by Matwak April 23, 2017
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shlong bot

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A shlong bot is a super sexy fuck machine with abs.
"Wow that guy is an ultra mega shlong bot.'
by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011
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Shlong Sisters

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The female equivalent of "Tunnel Buddies". When two females have had coitus with the same male ( not necessarily at the same time).
Stav: Omg did you hear that Shay and Maya both had sex with Harel!1!1!1
Tamar: So are they Shlong Sisters?
Stav: Yup!1!1!
by shlongsisters May 7, 2021
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shlong master 3000

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someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.
Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.
by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008
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Shlong Burgler

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A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.
Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009
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