Marathon runner

A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony

He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner

by Bebe1957 June 11, 2018

front runner

1. A person that only likes sports teams that have won recent championships.

2. See Scholar

Scholar is such a front runner for likeing the Yankees, Lakers, Patriots, and Red Wings. What a baby humping fart licker.

by DaTroof October 25, 2003

Rez Runner

An old, beat-up car from an Indian reservation.

That nasty rez runner has no windshield and a flat tire.

by night_hawk August 8, 2003

Meta Runner

A new animated series made by SMG4 about a girl named Tari, And she is a Meta Runner. And Meta Runners have cybernetic arms that boost their gaming skills.

Person: I love Meta Runner man it's so cool.

by 0000ff000ff January 9, 2019

This does not look good for Homestar Runner

A bleak situation.

I got a D in the class? This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

by MoonKnight January 26, 2003

distance runner

distance runners can go long and hard, do it outside, in the woods, and on the move. girl distance runners have quite the butt.

that distance runner sure can move fast.

by H March 29, 2005

Homestar Runner

Central character of HomestarRunner.com. White armless guy with a speech impediment and a slow wit who nonetheless dates the only girl and has the only propeller cap. Constant victim of Strong Bad and The Cheat. Known for obsessing over Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, Melonade, Mountain Dew, and the witch's brew.

"So what's the W stand fow? Witch's bwew?"

"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"

"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"

by Wubbzy February 11, 2004