by anonymous July 23, 2022

A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.
"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

Pablo Escobar's empire may have extended into many equator-region countries, but it appears dat Costa Rico was one dat WASN'T exactly tolerant of his shady shenanigans --- not too long ago, they actually deported several members of his family, saying dat they were harmful to da nation's security.
by QuacksO February 2, 2023

by Arianna Wolf April 5, 2021

literal fucking boulders. they’re called chris ricos because they’re rich in lbs and act like chris griffin. nobody is fatter than the big kahunas that are chris ricos. in fact, you can spot a chris rico by the little moons caught in their orbits. not only are they fat, but they are big boned too and everything including their skulls are massive.
by djscrimwithdat808 July 2, 2019

by Fromthekid January 29, 2015
