rhys bloomy

has dead curtains no ratings wears tracksuit bottoms to motives

rhys bloomy look at your trim

by mark reed March 10, 2020

rhys

hey guys my mam is dead still. i am also bullied by everyone in the school sike nigga not really im just a fat little cunt

rhys is black

by gruminion45 August 29, 2020

Rhys

tall, hot, all the girls want him

oh shit is that Rhys I like him a lot

by Misooopooo June 19, 2020

Rhys Dunbar

The greatest person you will ever meet he is a kind tiny man that likes to drink and smoke with his friends he will stick by you no matter what

Your a rhys Dunbar lad

by Fiddley dee October 11, 2020

Rhys Claydon

You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!

Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"

Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."

Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"

by Phil McCrackius - mwahahahahah August 20, 2011

Rhys Michael Cresswell

Black and offensive

Rhys Michael Cresswell me and sad

by Cocksucker800 March 5, 2023

rhys

for me, rhys is perfect. he enters a room and the aura just changes because of his statuesque smile. he has the most beautiful, deep blue eyes that easily drown me every-time i dare to bless myself with a glance. he cares so much about everyone around him, even if they do him wrong. he’s funny, selfless and, most of all, a kind soul. if you’re luckily enough to know a rhys like mine, never ever let him go. he’s the light of my life right now, my reason to carry on. never take rhys for granted!

Girl: oh my god, is that rhys?
Girl 2: yes it is, can you not tell by how everyone in the room all stopped and smiled?

by inlovewithfeelingloved. March 29, 2023