Abstract Release

AN abstract release is when, as you climax, you wave your penis or "brush" around wildly to create abstract art. It is only considered an Abstract Release if the image left behind provokes thought and critical thinking, i.e. post-nut clarity.

Guy 1: I did my first Abstract Release on Jenna last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.

by WetCheetoe September 29, 2020

Compassionate release

When your significant other is unable to perform sexually but still thinks of you. She takes care of your sexual build up.

My girlfriend is having her period, but since is so apothinary she gave me a blow job for a compassionate release.

by detIinv785 March 8, 2020

Beef release

The act of doing a shit.

I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.

by Zonal K September 28, 2019

release the plummet

Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.

While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

work release

A system where prisoners work to get paid while serving their sentences.

When Patrick was in prison,he worked at Prospect Hill Cemetery for work release.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017

snatch and release

when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia

oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release

by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023

released a statement

To ejeculate.

I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.

by Tmosfell May 12, 2023