Megan Reed

An Amazing Person Who Will Go on Skype alot

Megan Reed Wanna go skype ?

Sure

by Ro88i December 23, 2011

patrick reed

a small ginger leprechaun man who loves toffee yum yums

he is so hot and cool

girl 1 : i want patrick reed
girl 2 : same
...girl 7854: no me!

by shebb November 9, 2020

reed wiesman

A way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad's bed. After ejaculation, you put the sock on and can't take it off until you finish reading the book

I was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. That cum sock stayed on my foot until I finished the book.

by Gavdong November 8, 2017

nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011

Sneaky Reed

For one to slap a bitch, then end up self afflicting a black eye.

"Ahhh shit Sneaky Reed.... you slaped that bitch again... didn't you?"

by Bovice BoBo April 4, 2009

Bill Reed

A pervy dude that rubs his beard on to you so you get tickled.

Mr Pruner was bill reed to bradys hair.

by Gotten.com February 28, 2022

Reed Cuisine

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.

Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023