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Turd Recycler

The act of vacuuming up pieces of fecal matter in a vacuum. Then leaving it stored in the chamber, so that when it is used again the vacuum will create a pleasing poopoo aroma to wallow in.
Jay Cutler once vacuumed his offensive linemen's doodoo and didn't know how to change the bag in the vacuum so he left it there. When he went to use it again he unknowingly created the first turd recycler and doused all his teammates in a rotten egg scented doodoo smell.
by Mibbens May 24, 2025
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recycling

to have sexual relations with someone you have previously had sexual relations with, in order to prevent increasing the total number of people you have had sexual relations with.
Elise: Cait, what number are you at now??
Caitlyn: I'm still at 87. I've been recycling *hairflip*
by Caitlyn Liebich September 28, 2015
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recycled beliebers

"Beliebers" who are now obsessed with One Direction.
2010: "I love Justin Bieber!" *twitter name is BeliebBiebs*
2012: "ONE DIRECTION IS SEXY AS FUCK! *twitter name is 1DFuckMe*

I used to be a Belieber, but One Direction is sexy, so I unfollowed Justin and the crew. (a.k.a. recycled beliebers)
by vipbiebersss July 12, 2012
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Recycler

When a man sucks a fart of a woman’s ass and blows it back into her vagina then she Queefs it back into his mouth.
Aye I performed the recycler on Susie last night.
by Meanmazi August 22, 2019
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Recycle

To return to the earth in ground up bits, to be absorbed back into the earth. As to pass through a wood chipper.
" If you ever touch me again I will RECYCLE you". Ashes to ashes dust to dust, you get recycled, less criminals to bother us.
by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015
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Going to the recycling center

When you don’t have friends or social interactions you may go to the recycling center, and annoy the residents around you. Feel free to sing as loud as you want, as you’re dancing on top of the containers. This place requires at least one other person to serve its purpose. Perfect way to escape classmates.
I’m going to the recycling center after school, please pick me up at five.

I’m hiding from people, I’m going to the recycling center.
by Alvzzcoolkid April 27, 2020
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trailer recycling

A fancier version of trailer trash.
He hasn't reached the trailer trash potential...yet, therefore he is trailer recycling.
by That Kentucker September 4, 2017
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