Fill-ratio

When you are out to eat at a restaurant that has free refills on your drink. If your server keeps your glass full, the server has a high fill-ratio. If the server ignores you and leaves you thirsty, the server has a low fill-ratio.

A takeoff of “kill-ratio”

Our waiter’s fill-ratio is pathetic—he hasn’t come by once.

by Rowdy Librarian January 27, 2020

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Jeffery ratio

An unreasonable and unenjoyable ratio of alcohol to anything else.

Yooo this Jeffery ratio sucks dick.

by Lawlderp December 7, 2019

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Rogue Ratios

Quantitative bad deals whereby enslaved workers or employees are being taken advantage of by their bosses or entrepreneurs, who have financial control over their lives, be it five days of work in exchange for a weekend break (5 : 2)—an investment of –60%—or a two-week annual leave (2 : 52), or a 5% savings rate on gross salary for 40 years.

Millions of people around the world are aware of the rogue ratios that force them to live a mediocre life, but only a very percentage of them think they can work for a better ratio to achieve financial freedom.

by Numerati August 17, 2023

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Pull Ratio

The amount of girls a guy attracts and or recieves services from.

@#!*% Jesse McCartney's pull ratio has been so high ever since he started singing.

by MachineBoss June 10, 2012

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merkshire ratio

The ratio of time it takes one to pack a bowl and the time it takes for said person to actually hit the bowl. The longer you sit with a packed bowl, the higher the ratio becomes.

- Yo Joel, are you gonna hit that?

- Yeah, yeah.. sorry, just was watching something on my phone
- bro, you’re merkshiring really hard right now. And your merkshire ratio is incredibly high, please be cognizant.

by ParkYourCar November 23, 2020

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