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Armchair Racing

Acting like a race car driver while never having driven a race car on a track.

An automotive forum user who spends the majority of their free time researching racing products for their non-existent race car.

Research can also include racing techniques, building a race vehicle, proper configuration for said racing vehicle, etc.
Taking place in a discussion forum:

Andy says: "EBC RedStuff Brakes will not be on any (Insert race team name here) performance vehicles.

Since we are all into armchair racing on this forum, here is my current ideal race car setup: ...."

Brian replies with: "But I've read so many good things about EBC RedStuff Brake Pads online! I haven't ever used them, but I'm sure that any racer, any real racer would want to use them."
by The Ross May 5, 2012
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viagra racing

The act of popping a Viagra and boning as many chicks as possible in a 4 hour period.
Carson went viagra racing last night and broke his record by 2 chicks
by Cumlord 69000 November 7, 2013
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Banger Racing

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Friend "wanna go banger racing?"

Me "Fuck yeah"
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geriatric drag racing

Two old drivers blocking both lanes driving 20 miles an hour! Just get the fuck over already!
I was late for work because of these two old people geriatric drag racing!(GDR)
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When a person of the male gender enters a sewer and proceeds to run through the sewer naked.
Last night Sam went Naked Sewer Rat Tunnel Racing.
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