pwned

1. Getting seriously owned by someone or something.
2. Losing so bad it hurts.

Yeah, they seriously pwned Jason and Ian. It was glorious.

by lizzerrslitherr August 30, 2010

pwned

Years before warcraft existed, mid combat chat was about typing fast, before getting killed from having your hands away from the movement keys. The spelling mistake owned to pwned was common. As it sounded far funnier (Porned) it stuck.

A: HAHA, Pwned your Ass
B: Owned? or Porned?
A: Owned!!
C: Porned your Ass!! LMAO.. much funnier.

by LordEnglish November 27, 2009

pwned

The word pwned means the total decimation of a person place or thing. Contrary to some sources the earliest usage of the word pwned comes from online pvp matches in the game Diablo II.

Dude, you just got pwned by that level 99 sorceress!

by your face is dead March 10, 2010

pwned

past tense of "to pawn"

"I freakin pwned that crap"

by SirPsycho7 March 28, 2005

pwned

Partionally Owned

Used when winning against your opponent in a match during the game.

"Your getting PWNED"
"I totally PWNED you so far"

by Gener21839 October 9, 2004

pwned

when you own or beat someone

"you just got pwned"

by I am Ze Slippery Gypsie November 29, 2010

pwned

Short for Pre-owned, Pre-tense for Owned. Meaning you are going to, rather than u have

Just wait till we get in the server im gonna pwn j00

by Herman November 23, 2003