Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.

I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything

by bunn1ey April 8, 2022

Puma

I’m a ma and when I walk by people say p-u. So I thought if I wore Pumas they would say hey nice kicks and not notice the bo. It’s working!

The new Puma ads are sick!

by BeStill December 2, 2019

Puma

Woman who dates a man that is less than 10 years younger then her.

I'm 4 years older than my husband so I'm not cougar status I'm a puma!
-ae

by Amylee03 October 4, 2018

Puma

A younger girl or woman who is interested in older men.

Haley is such a puma, she always goes for the oldest hot dude in the room.

by Putaclub November 22, 2016

Puma trap

*to be avoided.

1) A single party full of cougars. usually a clever trap set by a cougar or several cougars all hoping to ensare the young men of an area.

2) a cougar isolated her prey in her home.

for reference Please see the following movies : "The graduate", and "Behaving Badly"

The second definition will apply when the cougar is about to "attack" her sons best friend

and after the woman sent her son jake to the store. joe his best friend realized he has been set up for a puma trap.

by Theamazinggeek April 15, 2015

Paramour Puma

A secret lover much younger than you

You have to watch out for not only cougars now a days but paramour pumas as well.

by Bboutit January 26, 2024

Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021