Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.

"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz

by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018

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pistachio pudding

When your sick girlfriend hawks a loogie after you cum in her mouth.

Tamara was sick, so I came in her mouth and she made pistachio pudding

by Superlance1 November 28, 2013

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electro pudding

Pudding hyper charged with electronic isotopes. When eaten the body will slowy decompose. It's like instant leprosy.

That man just had some electro pudding. He is dead now.

by BulletBrad117 April 27, 2015

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butch pudding

The period clumps consumed by a partner during cunnilingus. Usually consumed by a butch lesbian.

I love to eat Cheyenna's butch pudding. It's my favorite time of the month.

by Sallytwist October 31, 2015

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Pudding Knees

When you give a girl an orgasm and she gets up, for example: to get a glass of water and she is wobbly at the knees.

John railed his girlfriend so hard and her orgasm was so great, that when she got up to clean herself off she walked with pudding knees.

by tymer88 April 26, 2011

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Pudding boy

A boy, or ugly girl, who's personality is marginally worse than their looks.

Cunt #1: I love her. She's perfect for me.
Other bloke : She's an absolute pudding boy you fucking cabbage.
Cunt #1: sorry ard
A passing stranger: you got the time please mate?
Cunt #1: time for you to fuck off pal.

by MenuMenuMenu September 23, 2016

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