Eli J droogling for that strawberry-banana smoothie ( and then and then and then and then and then … banana smoothie)
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Get the Poolingual mug.The act of reaching a certain primal state often after a prolonged edging session of the Prostate, where one reverts back to primal settings to ejaculate
Similar to gooning and often combined, typically Experienced advanced Gooners will level up to this after normal gooning doesnt fulfill their desires enough
Similar to gooning and often combined, typically Experienced advanced Gooners will level up to this after normal gooning doesnt fulfill their desires enough
Bro 1: "Dude, ive been gooning so much it doesnt fulfill it no more"
Bro 2: "Bro, have you tried Prooning? you know, Prostate gooning? that stuff for serious gooners"
Bro 2: "Bro, have you tried Prooning? you know, Prostate gooning? that stuff for serious gooners"
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Get the Prooning mug.A digitallighting technique that exploits the demand for proof. The perpetrator sets an impossible evidentiary standard, then uses the target’s failure to meet it as “proof” that the target is lying, irrational, or hiding something. Even when the target provides evidence, the goalposts are moved, and the new demand is framed as “just asking for proper proof.” Prooflighting turns the legitimate value of evidence into a weapon of endless, exhausting demands.
Example: “She provided screenshots, timestamps, and witness statements; he said none of it counted because it wasn’t a ‘video confession.’ Prooflighting: demanding an impossible standard to make her look dishonest.”
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Get the Prooflighting mug.A Digitallighting tactic where the perpetrator demands impossible or absurd levels of proof, often with the goal of exhausting, humiliating, or psycholighting the target. The prooflighter asks for sources, then declares them insufficient, moves goalposts, demands ever‑more stringent evidence, and finally uses the target’s inability to meet impossible standards as “proof” that the target is irrational, dishonest, or mentally unstable. It is a common companion to psycholighting and conlighting, turning the legitimate value of evidence into a weapon of attrition.
Example: “He said he had dreams of his personal deity; she demanded proof. He described them; she said dreams aren’t proof. He offered cultural context; she said that’s not scientific. Prooflighting: moving goalposts until the target gives up, then declaring victory.”
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Get the Prooflighting mug.The meaning of pronglint means beastly or unruly. This could also be used in a verb form vicious and violent.
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Get the Pronglint mug.Middle aged to senior aged man who lies to his spouse/significant other about where he is and what he's doing, doesnt answer the phone or text despite knowing hes worrying/hurting them after being gone for hours, while he's out cheating. Often blames the spouse for their confrontation, saying things like "you're not going to control me" "Jesus It's not my fault the line was so long" "I didn't hear my phone/My phone died, you're overreacting" "I needed a break from you". Often fulfilling some immature notion he thinks makes him look cool and young and independent, usually fueled by other disloyal so-called friends who are mainly jealous of the good relationship he actually has at home, while ruining the best thing he has going for him at point in his life. AKA cheating loser, man whore, self destructive idiot. Usually wind up alone and unloved, as those so-called friends aren't even there for them after they ruined their relationship whoring around.
PW: "I'm sick of you badgering me about how long I'm gone! I'm 59 years old, you're not going to control me!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
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