A Vacation Promise is a promise kept by three or more people going on a vacation together that there will be no sexual activities going on during the vacation.
by Insanitysfeelings98 August 21, 2018
Get the Vacation Promisemug. A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"
Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
by smendler September 20, 2010
Get the a wipe and a promisemug. .
BIRTH NAME: PROMISE DEANTHONE PETERS ARTIST NAME : PROMISE P KNOW : ARTIST & PRODUCER BIRTHDAY: SEPTEMBER 30, 1988 CITY OF BIRTH : FRESNO CA, FIRST SCHOOL : LONG BEACH, CA BORN IN POVERTY LOW INCOME HOUSING SINGLE PARENT HOUSE HOLD BOTH PARENTS SEPARATED AT ONE YEARS OLD. PROMISE P'S FATHER LIVED IN SOUTHERN UNITED STATES WITH PROMISE P'S LITTLE BROTHERS.
Promise P earlier at age 24 produced & wrote RollPlay his single that ended up on worldstar hiphop , which created the current fan base Promise Peters has now The video also feature's The mother of (rappers) Drakes son. "Sophie Brussaux " which also created the fan base Promise Peters has now, the article was also featured on DJ vlad's vladtv.com a notable hiphop high traffic website & more Promise Peters continues to record new music sell merchandise & writes music for other artist.
BIRTH NAME: PROMISE DEANTHONE PETERS ARTIST NAME : PROMISE P KNOW : ARTIST & PRODUCER BIRTHDAY: SEPTEMBER 30, 1988 CITY OF BIRTH : FRESNO CA, FIRST SCHOOL : LONG BEACH, CA BORN IN POVERTY LOW INCOME HOUSING SINGLE PARENT HOUSE HOLD BOTH PARENTS SEPARATED AT ONE YEARS OLD. PROMISE P'S FATHER LIVED IN SOUTHERN UNITED STATES WITH PROMISE P'S LITTLE BROTHERS.
Promise P earlier at age 24 produced & wrote RollPlay his single that ended up on worldstar hiphop , which created the current fan base Promise Peters has now The video also feature's The mother of (rappers) Drakes son. "Sophie Brussaux " which also created the fan base Promise Peters has now, the article was also featured on DJ vlad's vladtv.com a notable hiphop high traffic website & more Promise Peters continues to record new music sell merchandise & writes music for other artist.
A YOU HEARD THAT ROLLPLAY SONG ON WORLDSTAR PEOPLE BEEN HAVIN SEX TO , MEANS AYE YOU HEARD THAT SONG BY PROMISE P ROLLPLAY
by jackie mcdaniel November 25, 2021
Get the PROMISE Pmug. It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen
2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
by @exileoftza July 7, 2022
Get the german promisemug. When you make promise by inserting any body part into the other party's anus. They then pucker their asshole on said body part to seal the promise.
"Mason promise you wont roofie me tonight"
"I Pucker Promise I won't!"
"Ok!"
*sticks pinky in asshole*
*puckers asshole around pinky*
"There we go!"
"I Pucker Promise I won't!"
"Ok!"
*sticks pinky in asshole*
*puckers asshole around pinky*
"There we go!"
by mrpploper August 9, 2023
Get the Pucker Promisemug. A false promise, especially one which is on conditional terms that are difficult or impossible to check (at least, for the recipient of the promise), so that there's some measure of plausible deniability as to whether the promise was kept.
"They told us that we'd all get our bonuses if performance standards across the whole company rise by 15% this year. What a purple promise!"
"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."
The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".
"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."
The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".
by Cale- June 30, 2007
Get the purple promisemug. A midnight promise is broken by the dawn.
An empty promise, with no intention of keeping it.
Words spoken to impress or persuade an audience with nothing to support them.
An empty promise, with no intention of keeping it.
Words spoken to impress or persuade an audience with nothing to support them.
He made several midnight promises, but he told his friends what his girlfriend did for him.
His midnight promise was broken, when he left town, after he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.
The custody agreement, was regarded as a midnight promise, when my ex left town with the kids, without giving notice.
His midnight promise was broken, when he left town, after he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.
The custody agreement, was regarded as a midnight promise, when my ex left town with the kids, without giving notice.
by Nards OTC August 12, 2007
Get the midnight promisemug.