when you cross a girls legs in a pretzel shape and then you drill her from the top
after your done you lick her legs and throw salt on her legs and you leave
after your done you lick her legs and throw salt on her legs and you leave
by kanyejuul September 19, 2023
Get the Russian pretzelmug. The epitome of a great threesome. Two men sit on the ground, legs overlapping, forming a diamond shape. The female, then, sits her naked bum atop the diamond and inserts one penis into her vaginal canal, and the other into her rectum. All three partners then begin thrashing their pelvic regions around in a violent manner until simultaneous orgasm has been reached.
by Phallap 'n' Gurrat September 24, 2014
Get the Compton Pretzelmug. When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.
by Cadene20 April 26, 2019
Get the Pretzel Paradoxmug. by Thegreatwallofchena December 18, 2015
Get the Pretzel Bitchmug. When one or more lesbians are in a bed and interlock in a Pretzel position and begin doing sexual activities.
Woman 1: This bed is too small for all 3 of us we need a bigger bed
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*
by TheGoatest23 July 31, 2019
Get the Lesbian Pretzelmug. by californication roxs May 25, 2009
Get the vagina pretzelmug. When two people take off their clothes, get under the covers and begin to make out, their bodies subconsciously start to intertwine themselves until the two people form a single unit- resembling a pretzel. This 'pretzeling effect' usually leads to sex or conversely sex will ultimately lead to the formation of a Human Pretzel. The repetitive formation of the Human Pretzel is also responsible for the release of Oxitocin into the bloodstream.
by dclaw1 January 17, 2012
Get the Human Pretzelmug.