poptart

One piece bikini-like tank-tops that girls wear that snap in the crotch.

She wore a poptart for easy access.

by boneheadIII March 31, 2008

poptart

a word more absurd than fuck or bitch

yo tht nig iz a mutha fuckin poptart...

by Mihir Patel October 28, 2006

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.

Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.

by Im cool like that April 25, 2009

poptart

an instant message. spun from the old NT popup program.

Marianne just sent me a poptart (poptarted me).

by Snow Goddess November 10, 2004

Poptart

1)When a breast implant explodes or expands inside of a woman's breast.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.

1)Wow! Did Pamela Anderson almost have a poptart.
2)Mmmmm....Gotta love those poptarts.

by Tyler Oulette August 29, 2008

Poptart

A fagot who enjoys getting his anus sucked/licked clean very sloppily with all out tongue action. Think of a kindergartner finger painting but messier.

1)That guy's such a poptart.
2)I heard Tom is a poptart now.

by Gavin Gill August 15, 2008

poptard

an extremely peppy and probably very annoying retard. most likely eats a lot of poptarts

gosh jane, you're such a poptard!
oh my god that poptard is SOO annoyingly happy!

by shmane January 12, 2010