Chinging Urban Poptart

When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!

For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =

by Gabirsten March 11, 2008

You Look like a Dirty Poptart

This is one of the Famous song's by Vuxvux It's an Insult that goes with a Rap.

Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."

by Lost Key October 17, 2018

Fucked up like a bologny poptart

It's pretty fucked up.

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"

by jip28 October 11, 2011

POPTARTS

So Poptarts are the best snack you could ever have!!! Sorry, the chocolate Poptarts are all for me, SoOoOoOoOoOo.....

Hayley: MEH POPTARTS, GIMME GIMME GIMME
Besties: ok ok here have them
Hayley: chill out, y'all can have done too
Besties: thx hazel

by Poptart_loving_sweety March 28, 2019

poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T

"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"

by d.a.t April 7, 2008

Poptart

An insult used to describe an oral sex hoe.

She's a fucking poptart, all the men eat her for breakfast.

by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020

PopTart

A woman who has to be put down before she heats up.

Man that chick is such a PopTart! If you want to get her going just treat her like shit bro, you gotta put her down first to get some.

by MarcoManchego February 17, 2017