Pootie Parper

A person who goes to the parties just to get drunk and leave.

Amelia is such a pootie parper! She came to my 18th birthday, drank all of my booze and then left!

by Baracudaboy January 14, 2009

pootie snooper

the act of snooping out pootie tang (aka searching for pootie)

Joel is a pootie snooper.

by Pootie McSnooperson December 23, 2003

pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.

"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

pootie scoop

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping

Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.

by acehole2 July 5, 2010

Nudy Pootie

A Newport

A bra, let me get one of dem nudy pooties.

by Joshua Perfect August 5, 2008

pootie dog

A women with a short stature who enjoys welding and smoking cigarettes

That pootie dog Miss just smoked all my cigarettes!

by Caprowler December 2, 2016

pootie clap

A queef.

bro sharon pootie claps way to much its gross.

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017