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The Poofter

Very much like The Pooter, the handheld device which realistically simulates the sound of a loud rasping fart, The Poofter offers up a more discreet sounding farting noise very much like a hiss or someone trying to slip out a fart unnoticed. It's used exclusively by prankster members of the male gay community. It's a veritable hit at soirées.
Julian is employing The Poofter again to great effect. He's also slipped one out without anyone hearing (due to getting roughly buttfucked that afternoon) so those around him can appreciate both the realistic sound of a gay man farting and the smell. The lesbians love it.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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Poofin

The period before dating that involves the hunt. To push up on someone. To move in on someone with intentions of dating or having a casual affair.
Young Berg Song "Sexy Lady"
"this new girl that I'm poofin on
gotta young boy thinkin bout movin on"
by KAOS217 January 9, 2008
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poofer fish

pretty much the same as a puffer fish except poofer is more fun to say.
by a bored blonde girl... August 18, 2008
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de-poof

The Act of applying one of several methodologies to combat the diabolical phenomenon of Frizzy or Poofy hair. Most commonly found among women with naturally thick, curly or wavy hair. Sometimes linked with other dreaded hair conditions such as Hat Hair, Bed Hair, and Salon Hair.
I'll be done in a few minutes, just let me de-poof my hair first!
by CHiZNoCA May 15, 2008
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qwauf'n poof

an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed.
"I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf'n poof."
by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004
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poofed

Synonymous with pooped. Poofed means to fell tired, exhausted, or worn-out.
Nick told Berkley to go study before she became completely poofed.
by Da Russian July 30, 2008
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Poofsh

(pronounced: Pooh-fh-shh)

A word to express a great confusion, or an insult.

Derived from either poopshit / douche
What the poofsh?,
Shut up you poofsh.,
Where the poofsh are my keys?,
Quit bein a poofsh,
by Logan Pageiddle February 4, 2009
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